Literature Society: Garfield: Year One
When introduced to readers in the disco-crazed days of 1978, Garfield bore only a slight resemblance to the adorable icon of bland conformity we know today. His face was shaped like a giant pair of swollen testicles with ears and his eyes were tiny little marbles, as black, icy and death-like as the eyes of a shark about to strike.
Japan’s Iga city ‘does not need ninjas’ after reports it was hiring
What a mixup!
NPR had posted a summary which said that Iga “is facing a serious problem, there aren’t enough people training to be ninjas, not even for $85k a year”.
“That characterisation was incorrect,” an NPR spokesman told the BBC.
But those reports led at least 115 ninja hopefuls from 23 countries to contact Iga officials, enquiring about possible jobs.
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The Tortured Mind Of Dan Harmon | GQ
Great profile by Sean O’Neal.
The political alignments of Mario Kart characters
‘Fox & Friends,’ stuck with Donald Trump for all eternity
Why Hollywood Won’t Cast Cary Elwes Anymore
Just read the whole thing if you like good writing. Trust me.
‘The Simpsons’ To ‘The Problem With Apu’: Drop Dead
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Yes, Ready Player One spent 140 minutes jerking me off but instead of pleasure or release, all I experienced was rawness, bleeding and painful chafing.
Wilbur Ross Shakes Self Awake After Briefly Dying During Cabinet Meeting
Pizza Hut’s Pie Tops II sneakers can order a pizza and pause your TV
Trump’s Hair Illusion Came Undone and We All Missed It
How Facebook Is Killing Comedy
Behold, Steve Bannon’s Hip-Hop Shakespeare Rewrite: ‘Coriolanus’
The Top 1% Must Stop Insisting They’re Not Rich Right This Instant
Gawker savages a Jonathan Kay piece about how $200k/yr isn’t enough money
The best way to end oppression is to very politely ask oppressors to please stop oppressing you. Also, consider getting them a gift certificate for The Cheesecake Factory. Oppressors love The Cheesecake Factory.