Behold, Steve Bannon’s Hip-Hop Shakespeare Rewrite: ‘Coriolanus’
Gawker savages a Jonathan Kay piece about how $200k/yr isn’t enough money
The best way to end oppression is to very politely ask oppressors to please stop oppressing you. Also, consider getting them a gift certificate for The Cheesecake Factory. Oppressors love The Cheesecake Factory.
Via Funkaoshi. Looks like I picked a heck of a ten days to go on vacation and then get sick. My favourite part is “Pickle”.
It was an intense and bloody battle between two older men who didn’t really know how to use the internet—over fake balls.
Goodnight, sweet wince.
Some of these are truly exceptional
Canadians being polite as usual
This headline would make an unwatchable romcom
I don’t know where to begin with this masterful ClickHole piece. So, here:
Dick Cheney: One day I was watching a PBS telethon to raise money to send the California Raisins to massage school. It was a very enjoyable program, and at one point one of the California Raisins came on stage and talked about how he hated singing and he wanted to become a masseur so that he could give a massage to his whole family. Suddenly, the camera cuts to the people taking calls, and I gasp because one of the people working the phones at this PBS telethon was Osama bin Laden.
Death when it comes will have no sheep.