Angry Robot

A Bit Malletty

Well, we were playing Smash Bros. Brawl and something occurred to us as we wrestled through the co-op campaign… This could have been done on the Game Cube. In fact we even used Game Cube controllers while playing. There was little difference between Melee and Brawl. It made us wonder why a sensor bar wasn’t just released for the Game Cube in the first place and save us a butt load of cash. Aside from the downloading and internet capability the WII doesn’t provide for ANYTHING we couldn’t have gotten from the Cube…. stupid technology…

My cousin Rugatu and I had a better Idea for Smash Bros. than what we played. Call it “Smash Bros. Shooter.” Basically it would take the aiming capability provided by the WII by turning the game into a third person shooter. Wouldn’t that be awesome? We could deathmatch on Unreal style levels using an array of adorable weapons. Would that not be fucking AWESOME?!

com’on people…

The introduction of Snake to brawl made me realize something… real people would NOT survive being walloped by a mallet the size of a barrel. It would not end well and poor Snake, awesome stealth/military ability aside, would have his ass handed to him in the Cartoon world of Nintendo Smash Brother titles.

This Comic took me 14 hours… you better like it, you ungrateful bastards.

5 comments on "A Bit Malletty"

  1. D says:

    Man, I was just looking at some of your earliest strips for us, and you’ve definitely come a long way with the art. Not that it was bad before, but the colour and detail you’re doing in this strip is something to behold. Nice work!

  2. Nadine says:

    Kirby is one of my fav characters ever for Smash Bros. Is that not odd? It seems odd to me…

    Love the comic!

  3. elisabeth bennett says:

    not odd at all, i am kirby every time i play smash brothers. i think it’s honestly the novelty hammer that does it.

  4. Nadine says:

    Awesome, Kirby players unite!

    and be all marshmellow-like.

    Actually we were having a discussion about what Kirby is made of and I feel that he has skin akin to that of a a frog or amphibian. I don’t know why I believe that, it just feels right.

  5. toku says:

    it would make sense… many amphibians have the ability to blend into their backgrounds by changing the colour of their skin… Kirby probably does the same things when swallowing an enemy and gaining their appearance…

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