branded animals
Consider that enterprising entities could alter, say, a ladybug’s markings via shadowy genetic manipulation. How long until Coke® brand doves are seen on city streets? Gatorade brand cheetahs seen racing through traffic? How long until Pepsi-sponsored guerilla geneticists unleash Coke brand raccoons and shithawks? How long until the infringing vermin are put down for being living, breathing trademark violations? How long, I asks ya?
Not long.
That long?
Yes.
No!
Just a few comments? I would have thought that battling Swoosh®-marked critters would have provided more fodder. Surely there is some Critter-zilla they could fight.
You know, JS, I didn’t even think of the Godzilla connection. Hmmm.
Yes-zilla!
No-zilla!
Ah, the incredibly high standards of debate here at d/blog/.
I just saw a cow walking along College with a big bullseye on its side….
whatever could it mean?!?
Ah, that’s a special promotion with Gnarly™ brand rocket launchers. If you hit the cow with the rocket launcher, you win a month’s worth of steak dinners. If you miss the cow, however, you’re thrown in jail for quite a long time.