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tragic ta-tas

Poor Kitten Natividad. Talk about your typecasting: some of her films include Tittilation, Tittilation 3, Big Busty 3, Bodacious Ta-Tas, Famous Ta-Tas, Best of Big Busty, Thanks for the Mammaries, Ten Years of Big Busts 2, Big Boob Lottery, Wild Wild Chest 3, The Double-D Avenger, and Fresh Tits of Bel-Air. Ladies – think of her before you get that boob job. Those things hang on her like – well, like a couple of severely overweight albatrosses.

6 comments on "tragic ta-tas"

  1. king says:

    Tragic Ta-Tas is an amazing title. You should write her biography.

  2. mageebags says:

    Some other biography titles:

    Catastrophic Cantalopes
    Melancholy Melons
    Tear-Stained Titties
    Sore Back

  3. D says:

    The Breasts That Broke the Back of a Nation: the Kitten Natividad Story

  4. D says:

    Kitten tells her own story. Also, stavrosthewonderchicken‘s read on the whole thing. (When I get my templates reflecting trackbacks properly, I wouldn’t need to mention this, but hey! My First Trackback™)

  5. D says:

    It’s like I’m comment-spamming my own weblog!

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