second-hand waitressing story
This guy walks in, a really big guy. Fat old guy, with a cane. He’s got white pants, buttoned up really high – up to his chin, practically. Waitress spills two waters and a coke on his pants. She apologizes. He groans, heads to the washroom. He comes back with stacks of paper towels wadded up on his chin-pants. He proceeds to eat his dinner, soaking wet.