petition to Lucas
Petition to have Peter Jackson replace Lucas as director of Episode III. I can get behind that. Jackson is suddenly the New Lucas anyway, really, whereas Lucas has moved on to making Teen Movies in Space. Which brings me to some dialogue suggestions for Mr. Lucas. I imagine he’s not hep to the latest slang the kids are using.
Annakin: Yo, Yoda, yo.
You outta Space Yoohoo, yo.
Yoda: (shrugs) Whatever.
Amidala: (snowboarding, in space) To the max!
Annakin crashes into a tree.
Annakin: Aww damn! I broke my Space-Snowboard.
Amidala: Dude, I am so totally Space-Blogging that.