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Air Raccoon

If you slap a big tail on a rat and have it prance around a little, you’ve got a squirrel, which most people find adorable rather than verminous. Ergo, a few modest modifications and neighbourhood pests become lovable scamps. Let’s put wings on our raccoons! Skunks would look soooo cute with pigtails! Can you imagine a furry SUV?

4 comments on "Air Raccoon"

  1. PonpokoDiscourse says:

    To hell with wings; check out Ponpoko:Modern day Raccoon Wars… A movie about raccoons that have shapeshifting abilities and anthropomorphize and fight condo developers. They have “cute” scrotums that wobble when they run…

  2. D says:

    Oh yeah… the one where raccoons learn to work together and ‘take back the neighbourhood’ from evil humans? I’m not sure I can tolerate any story told from the raccoon’s point of view, although the shapeshifting and “cute” scrotums could win me over.

  3. king says:

    How many of your ideas involve genetic modification of animals?

  4. D says:

    King knows too much.

    *burns down secret lab*

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