Angry Robot

Tailing

Gender roles be deeply ingrained, fo shizzle, but you know the D-O-double-gizzle gonna break it down real simple,” says Snoop, sitting in a hot tub with Gloria Steinem and Camille Paglia, “we gon’ sip some Krystal and discuss turn of the century poems about the uterus.*

Have I mentioned my fondness for Tailors Today? Also read about the Bard’s work in the “Genetic Killing Machine Falls in Love” genre, the parable of the compactor, and the mystery of octopus robots.

2 comments on "Tailing"

  1. marijke says:

    man, that was the best way to spend a hungover friday afternoon…
    this guy is hilarious.

    oh, and the sartre cookbook on his old site is fantastic…

    I have realized that the traditional omelet form (eggs and cheese) is bourgeois. Today I tried making one out of cigarette, some coffee, and four tiny stones. I fed it to Malraux, who puked. I am encouraged, but my journey is still long.

    (this appears to be a truncated version of a piece that appeared in an Oregon alternative paper in ’87, but I’d never seen it before. Longer version here.

    clever stuff.

  2. marijke says:

    umm… here is the end of the parentheses that went missing from my last comment:

    )

    i’m sure you were looking for it.

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