Angry Robot


Happy Hallowe’en, y’all. Let’s ditch the candy and the costumes and get down to some good, old-fashioned, spooked-out conspiracy shit. Or not.

2 comments on "spooky"

  1. ÿ says:

    Scarier than a bowl of peeled grapes masquerading as eyeballs in the mind of a blind-folded eight year old! The worst part about this whole thing is that– regardless of whether or not the Bush government had any hand in it– we’d have to be retarded to think it was beyond them. And time and again, that seems to be what they bank on. As for Andrew Sullivan asking “If this kind of speculation doesn’t transgress essential American reasonableness, then what on earth does?”– I venture an answer: his web site. I support the use of a single bullet on his worthless ass. I say this because I’m confident he’s beyond salvation and because I’m tired of trying to feel compassion for the compassionless. American reasonableness went out the window when little-man dubya called off the recount. Andrew Sullivan is the only talented writer in the world who has a problem with this fact. I have a few theories about that shitbag. I think he stayed in the closet too long, day-dreaming about being accepted. It was his fucked up sense of self-disgust that blinded him to the question of what he wanted to be accepted by. It would be like if I had a birthmark the shape of a swastika on my forehead and everyone ridiculed me throughout my young life because of it. I might start thinking: It really does look like a swastika and that really does make me disgusting. As a result, my formative years might render me damaged beyond all repair, leaving me with serious questions about whether or not I would ever be able to feel loved. And when some sultry figure did one day emerge from the darkness to say they thought my birthmark was charming, I would be so swept up in the moment it would be too late for me to notice the sultry figure was Satan himself.

    (In case anyone reads this and thinks that I’m saying being a closeted gay and having a swastika on your forehead are the same thing: I enjoy beating pandas to death also.)

  2. D says:

    Bitchin’ rant, y. As I think I said in person – neither of these articles has anything approaching evidence in them, so let’s not hop into the bunkers just yet. They’re right, however, that it should be looked into, as any violent death of a politician should be, and you’re right that it’s a sad day in the US when you wouldn’t put it past the powers-that-be to take out a contract on their domestic opponents.

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