Angry Robot

Early Shrimp

Don’t ever eat a shrimp burger at 7:30 am. Actually, don’t ever eat a shrimp burger. And try not to be awake at 7:30 am.

My piss smelt like shrimp. What. How.

8 comments on "Early Shrimp"

  1. mattylarge says:

    That is some nasty shit d, seriously. I nearly puked on myself.

  2. tv says:

    yeah. exactly. just the word combo “shrimp burger at 7:30 am” is making me nauseous. seriously.

  3. king says:

    I puked and shit on my face.

  4. king says:

    Where can I get one?

  5. D says:

    Sorry everyone, just trying to spare y’all some grief.

    King, you just have to get to work really early – there’s always some hardcore shit going down on BT.

  6. dong_resin says:

    I can’t help but wonder what you were smelling your pee for. Were you punishing yourself? Did you wet on the sofa?

    Wait, you’re not a midget, are you? I’m sorry.

  7. D says:

    It was one of those asparagus-style phenomena, I guess. Somehow I got a noseful at the urinal.

    Or maybe someone tried to hide their half-eaten shrimp burger under the urinal cake?

  8. adampsyche says:

    My pee never smelled wierd after asparagus, despite everyone telling me that it would. Black licorice tea, though, has the potential to make pee smell like ham.

    Since we’re on the subject.

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