Angry Robot

What I'm Wearing

Right now I’m wearing a suit on top of another suit: that’s how we do it when we want to get really dressed up. My ties have their own ties, my money clip is made of money, and my pengiun-hide chapeau is encrusted with diamonds and pie crust. My shades are so expensive they can see into the future, and they’re made by a brand too cool to even exist. I walk with a cane made from the spines of industrialists who I have bested in business, cooked, and eaten. I wear a twinkle in my eye, but there’s a little missile launcher inside the twinkle.