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Reality-porn Advertising

Wow. Can anyone verify that these puma blowjob ads are in fact real? (via j-ko sidebar thing)

11 comments on "Reality-porn Advertising"

  1. adampsyche says:

    Yep, they’re real. There was another ad somewhat like this one for a vodka, I believe, that showed a dude on a bench in a park, kicking back, ya know.

  2. cock and bull says:

    How does an equally hard to believe anecdote about blowjob precedence in advertising verify the authenticity of these clearly-not-for-real advertisements? I’m pretty sure that the ASA code has a very explicit ‘no splooj’ policy.

  3. D says:

    They aren’t necessarily US ads. Just wondering if anyone had seen it in a magazine and/or read any articles about it.

    Given the overall quality of the photo, and having seen some pretty outrageous ads in skater mags and the like, I’m given to believe they’re real. However, assuming there are spec ads like in the TV world, that’s what this could be. Or the spunk could be a photoshop job.

  4. Heather says:

    Everyone I know has seen these ads, they are flying all over the internet. Although they are sized like posters or magazine ads, I wonder if they are a successful attempt at meme based advertising…? Cause, damn, *I* want me some Pumas now, and they’ve never registered with me before.

  5. ÿ says:

    Wouldn’t it be easy to verify this if it were true?

  6. D says:

    Hmmm. Thanks for posting that find, Heather. Somehow it makes be believe it is in fact some dodgy guerilla advertising.

    Which makes me think: did I just unwittingly advertise for a shoe company?

    Then I remember: hey, I do that anyway.

  7. Sassy says:

    I haven’t seen this ad, am curious now.

    Puma rocks, I would buy their shoes and clothes regardless but the added cheap thrill element makes it even cooler. haha.

  8. adampsyche says:

    Heather beat me to it. I was just about to post that article.

  9. Wesley says:

    Can I ask any pretty woman who love blowjob my cock? I am not sure if any white female is interested to meet me…I need good blowjob from any females.

  10. D says:

    Nice. If there’s one readership I have locked down here at d/blog, it’s hot white cock-hungry human females, who respond warmly to anonymous online entreaties.

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