Angry Robot

branded animals

Consider that enterprising entities could alter, say, a ladybug’s markings via shadowy genetic manipulation. How long until Coke® brand doves are seen on city streets? Gatorade brand cheetahs seen racing through traffic? How long until Pepsi-sponsored guerilla geneticists unleash Coke brand raccoons and shithawks? How long until the infringing vermin are put down for being living, breathing trademark violations? How long, I asks ya?

10 comments on "branded animals"

  1. D says:

    That long?

  2. JS says:

    Just a few comments? I would have thought that battling Swoosh®-marked critters would have provided more fodder. Surely there is some Critter-zilla they could fight.

  3. D says:

    You know, JS, I didn’t even think of the Godzilla connection. Hmmm.

  4. king says:


  5. D says:


    Ah, the incredibly high standards of debate here at d/blog/.

  6. K says:

    I just saw a cow walking along College with a big bullseye on its side….

    whatever could it mean?!?

  7. D says:

    Ah, that’s a special promotion with Gnarly™ brand rocket launchers. If you hit the cow with the rocket launcher, you win a month’s worth of steak dinners. If you miss the cow, however, you’re thrown in jail for quite a long time.

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