Angry Robot


Yet another inane proposal from d/blog: the sankathlon. This exciting new sport combines many things, including: skiing, rollerskating, truck-jumping, picking through garbage, the verbal abuse pottery challenge,* and birthing a calf. Hopefully the Olympic commission will approve it post-haste. (Thanks to Julius and Josh for their input.)

* In this event, sankathletes must sculpt a pretty bowl while enduring taunts and insults from a nearby panel of verbal abuse specialists.

2 comments on "sankathlon"

  1. mageebags says:

    I’ve been running the Magathon for years now. Events include: lounging, snacking, videogaming, long-distance napping and the girlfriend vaulting horse.

  2. D says:

    I think I could win gold in the Magathon.

    But can you birth a calf?

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