Angry Robot

speed writing

(Via this, via that) – I’m all for anything that starts off, “Dear Professional.”

Strategies that allow you to write an entire chapter in just 75 minutes! An entire non-fiction book in just 25 hours! How to create three-dimensional characters in just seconds. Even how to buy a certified best-selling plot for just 75 cents without ever worrying about copyright infringement. These techniques will turn you into a book-writing machine!

Dude, why not just make a book-writing machine?