speed writing
(Via this, via that) I’m all for anything that starts off, “Dear Professional.”
Strategies that allow you to write an entire chapter in just 75 minutes! An entire non-fiction book in just 25 hours! How to create three-dimensional characters in just seconds. Even how to buy a certified best-selling plot for just 75 cents without ever worrying about copyright infringement. These techniques will turn you into a book-writing machine!
Dude, why not just make a book-writing machine?