Angry Robot


New material at skitfaced, finally.

Have been playing Gran Turismo 3 to excess. Am transforming into degenerate gearhead. Thinking of swapping carbon fiber drive shaft, V8 engine, sports suspension into my ’86 Dodge Colt, becoming legendary street racing champion, but then dying young, tragically – although ironically, not in a car accident, but while attempting to turbocharge a barbecue. Unable to “leave a beautiful corpse,” as was always main goal in life.