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Comedian John Mulaney Jokes About How Donald Trump is Like Every Hobo’s Dream

Love this analogy:

Donald Trump is not a rich man. Donald Trump is like what a hobo imagines a rich man to be. Like Trump was walking around under an underpass, and he heard some guy like ‘Ohh, as soon as my number comes in, I’m gonna put up tall buildings with my name on ’em! I’ll have fine golden hair, and a tv show where I fire Gene Simmons with my children.’ And Trump was like ‘That is how I will live my life.’ … When he makes a decision, he must think to himself: ‘What would a cartoon rich person do?’ Run for president.”

• March 12, 2016, 8:14 pm |