My 1.75-year-old daughter received an animal puzzle as a gift. It has pieces shaped like different animals, and when you place them in the appropriate spots, it plays that animal’s sound. Which is great! She’s gotten pretty handy with it, which is also great. Only problem is that the zebra sensor-thing has gotten out of whack, and it goes off seemingly at random. Like late at night when you are tiptoeing through a quiet house. Which is not great, because have you heard what a fucking zebra sounds like?
Here you go
I can say without hyperbole that a zebra sounds like a clown that got bitten by a werewolf and then fell into a vat of toxic chemicals.