- Did you know Iraq will now get univeral health care? (Provided by a private contractor, of course.) Americans! Your government is no longer interested in you! The younger, cuter new country is getting all the attention.
- Is the U.S. military spokesman in Baghdad really named Staff Sgt. Slaughter?
- Music industry hails $2,000 win over child: I know that’s just a sensationalistic headline, but I’m on the boycott train now. Enough is enough.