Air Raccoon
If you slap a big tail on a rat and have it prance around a little, you’ve got a squirrel, which most people find adorable rather than verminous. Ergo, a few modest modifications and neighbourhood pests become lovable scamps. Let’s put wings on our raccoons! Skunks would look soooo cute with pigtails! Can you imagine a furry SUV?
To hell with wings; check out Ponpoko:Modern day Raccoon Wars… A movie about raccoons that have shapeshifting abilities and anthropomorphize and fight condo developers. They have “cute” scrotums that wobble when they run…
Oh yeah… the one where raccoons learn to work together and ‘take back the neighbourhood’ from evil humans? I’m not sure I can tolerate any story told from the raccoon’s point of view, although the shapeshifting and “cute” scrotums could win me over.
How many of your ideas involve genetic modification of animals?
King knows too much.
*burns down secret lab*