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Teen Lingo

Christian guide to youth slang. (via Boing Boing)

68 comments on "Teen Lingo"

  1. emma says:

    hey poeple

  2. g- baby says:

    omg what sup dawgs! im chillin in my crib!

  3. Peno says:

    yO wat up PeePs.. ya’ll findin out a bang tonight, there be onehere at my dawg’s krib… it’l be wylin like a muda. pisO A towN. VH. one..

  4. Emma Smart says:

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  5. Cassie says:

    for schizzle my nizzle. sup mo. catz back and ready to play.

  6. bryan harp says:

    yo what up homies this web is off the chain!

  7. you know who says:

    yo what up homies this web is off the chain!

  8. Danielel says:

    Hey what going on in the hez-house my peep and i are just chillin.

  9. kc says:

    gettin crunk wit my nigga in da houz of mouz fo sho gettin pimped out fo dis shizzaz this is wigshiz fo sho fo sho fo drizzle

  10. Blupnk an SwiZ says:

    wigerific hippy shizzle

  11. Homie Gmeademan from Mi says:

    Da Fizzle is in da shizzle cheader pea heads pinewood sux a@%, Yall wanksters. yall whiggers.peace out foogers

  12. you no says:

    why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella???

    answer: fa drizzle

  13. mutha trucker says:

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  14. mutha trucker says:

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  15. Stevo says:

    Why do you guys talk like that? its not cool, it’s only funny when certain people do it.

  16. Juan says:

    this the gayest web site ever,man you sucked my dick

  17. TheDiscourse says:

    You know what? I hate teens. I can’t think of the last teen interaction I had that was even remotley pleasant or interesting or engaging. They’re all jaded and world-weary and shit and they’re totally rude to their parents for “controlling their lives”. They’re entirely useless and irresponsible and they smell and a lot of them dress like they’re retarded and have shat in their pants. A couple of weeks ago I had to go and see a high school production of “West Side Story” and the auditorium was full of teens. The play was garbage too; having rich white kids pretend to be poor spanish kids is inherently offensive but it wasn’t half as offensive as their shitty fake accents and one of the lead actors’ big curly pony tail and poofy shirt. Fucking teens; thanks to them I can’t go to a cinema anymore that doesn’t shoot lasers in my eyes and feature architecture that refers to a need for Ritalin. Fuck teens and their undeserved posture of knowingness and entitlement. You aren’t entitled to anything, you piece of shit teens, I know it’s awkward, walking the line between trying desperately to come off as adult and still getting mad at your mummy for not buying the right kind of Fruit Roll-Ups but you aren’t excused. Fuck off to boarding school untill you’re twenty and stay away from computers. And in spite of how cutting edge you think you teens are, you’re taste in everything, EVERYTHING, is shit.

  18. Suga and spice, nuaghty but Nice says:

    yo wut ^ wit u peeps? u fight lots.

  19. Suga and Spice, Naughty but Nice says:

    yo, u peeps fight lots, whut up wit dat?

  20. whateva says:

    any ya’ll been cuttin lately

  21. TheDiscourse says:

    I’ve been mad cutting. I been mad cutty, dun. I’ve gotten my cutty on and then off again, all up in the cuts bitch. I cuzzizzle with a pair of scizzorizzles all down on it.
    Totally Radical, to the maxxx!!!

  22. Luis says:

    What the fuck are you guys saying. 1st of all please bother to pick up dictionary you illiterate idiots. Are you all a bunch of white boys trying to learn lingo off a Snoop Dog Video? The only reason I am on this site is because I was looking for something on lingo. And 2 the discourse if you hate teens so much why the fuck are you on this site? You were a teen once yourself. What the fuck is wrong with you although I must say you has a point about the west side story.

  23. D says:

    Luis, no teens are welcome here. I agree with my nizzle DiscoDawg, teens suck, and just because you googled for something and figured out to click ‘post’ on my site here doesn’t mean you all can rant on about your bullshit drizzle-bizzle Elvis-level appropriation of black culture. Or at least come up with some new slang, fuckers!

  24. me says:

    yo~why do ya’ll fight so much? teens r not fuckers yo. ya got a prollem wi’ us? u just b ready for sum one to bust a nine in yo’ ass. and i’m outta here.

  25. Anonymous says:

    What the fuck does Wigerific Hippy Shizzle mean?

  26. me says:

    dude~this is ta TheDiscourse. whatt’re ya, like ancient or some shizza like dat? damn yo, may-b ur 2 old to enjoy life, so leave us alone and let us live, aight?

  27. me says:

    yo~whoever that person is who don’t have a name, dere’s a lingo dictionary u can check out.

  28. whateva says:

    4 real man u need 2 check it out!!!

  29. whateva says:

    just a ? an all, so don’t get all pissed but, where do ya’ll live? And how old r u guys? I was lookin ^ some lingo and found this website. What ya guys do all da time tlk 2 each otha?

  30. phuckyall says:

    ya’ll are a bunch a pussy’s serious i think yall are just a bunch a trailer trash trying to talk like something you aint neva gonna be so sad but true and for that one bitch the discourse fuck u hoe if you dont like it than leave instead of trying to preach to everyone in here your probably just bitter cus you aint gettin none. so dont be hattin’

  31. TheDiscourse says:

    Dude, your spelling is totally atrocious even for a shitty teen. You shitty teen. as far as I know they don’t often have dsl in trailer parks or in housing projects. I don’t wear hats much.

  32. almendra says:

    wuts crakin yall so wut is yall fina do today well thats all i want to say bk all day every day lolololol holla

  33. almendra says:

    wuts crakin yall so wut is yall fina do today well thats all i want to say bk all day every day lolololol holla

  34. almendra says:

    wuts crakin yall so wut is yall fina do today well thats all i want to say bk all day every day lolololol holla

  35. almendra aka shay shay says:

    hey yalls wuts crakin with yall well to that nigga that said that he hated teens well get yo dome ass face up off here then. well if there is any single guyz out there holla im 17 f cali mexican and puertorican holla

  36. TheDiscourse says:

    Look, just because some dingus marketing types figured out that you shitty teens spend your parents’ money like a sailor on shore leave doesn’t mean that you teen pieces of shit can invent some bullshit language scrabbled together from tired fragments of ghetto vernacular. Go fuck yourselves you middle-class teens; you are the lowest scum in all of the western world and your staggering idiocy will single-handedly drag down the decadent empire your piece of shit parents have handed to you on a god-damned sterling silver fucking platter.

  37. yamama says:

    whoever that white ass muthauckah is needs to shut the hell up!!!!!!!!

  38. TheDiscourse says:

    Fuck you, racist teen. You piece of garbage teen. Your acute lack of substance and hamfisted use of swears and exclamation marks as a textual crutch only bolsters my assertion that the internet, not to mention any other medium or platform they can disgrace with their tortured acronyms and smiley faces, should be off-limits to these horrible and grotesque emotional vacuums that we call teens. Get your head out of your greedy selfish asshole for a split-second, you teenaged waste of space. Stop wasting all of my tax dollars by failing math for the 3rd time; actually learn to concentrate and work hard instead of having terrible sex and gorging yourself on gateway drugs every schoolnight. Make your parents proud for chrissake! You fucking failure.

  39. Myself! says:

    Omg you guys. First of all…you bizatches that hate teens need to phuck off! Wtf is all that about?Just because u lived in a trailer park when u were a teen dont meen u have to blame all of us. im sorry for the rest of ya’;; ur probably trying to be ghetto wich is cool cuz i like ghetto guyz but i mean dont do the other stuff like dawg n crib i mean ya that other kid was right u probably did watch an episode of snoop dawgy dawg to get ur FAKE “Teen Lingo” NE
    Wayz all of u guyz are real cool and if u Bastards have a prob w/us theres nuthin else i can say. Luv ya’ll

    Holla at ya gurl

  40. TheDiscourse says:

    Fuck you you myopic subhuman walking teenaged trainwreck. Why is “living in a trailer park” the only perjorative you emotionally and intellectually retarded teens are capable of using? Why would you think I’ve spent time in a trailer park? Why do you make fun of the poor people of your country? Like “Whizzle Nizzle, you’re below the poverty line, dawg: Snap!!!”? Is that how it is teens? Is the teenaged nation just a giant heaving succubus in too-low jeans and $400 running shoes? You bet your ass it is. Teen, are you familiar with the work of Melanie Klein? She pointed the finger at children for being horrible consuming little demons that sucked all the air and attention out of a room but clearly that sort of behaviour didn’t stop there!
    Do you horrible teens know that when you come of age there won’t be anything left for you? Do you realize that this point in your shitty teenage lives is basically your peak? It’s all downhill for you from here? Clean up your act and pull up your looks-like-they’ve-been-shat-in trousers.

  41. Dis Bycth says:

    You fuckin white people need to stop frontin yo muthafuckin self .

    yall aight black so Kut it out Yall sound Dumb as Hell man
    lol

  42. I am white says:

    you are right I need to stop this Shit

  43. Brooknam says:

    This is some of the funniest shit I’ve read in a long time fa shizzle!

  44. t dog says:

    whats the shizzle my nizzle

  45. t dog says:

    whats the shizzle my nizzle

  46. Anonymous says:

    i want that girl to shizzle my nizzle!

  47. tdog says:

    i want that girl to shizzle my nizzle!

  48. tdog says:

    i want that girl to shizzle my nizzle!

  49. dudu face says:

    whats up homedawgs. hoo hoooooooooooooo.

  50. bootay crack says:

    wat up my wieners. how ya’all piss’n.

  51. bootay crack says:

    wat up my wieners. how ya’all piss’n.

  52. SNOOP DOG says:

    HOW IS IT IN THE HOOD NIZZLE DISCOURS

  53. GOOBAE says:

    YO WAT UP GIRLS? why dont you shizzle my wizzle.

  54. a girl says:

    okay, sure

  55. deathcabforacutie says:

    holla

  56. TheDiscourse says:

    you holler.

  57. Hoe says:

    hey what up! gotta get out of class. opps i ditched.

  58. None says:

    Stop swearin freaks

  59. Anonymous says:

    U GUYS R KOOKS!!!!!

  60. Rae Rae says:

    Wuz brackin’ blood? This website is bic wit it. I gotta keep it pushin’. Bye.

  61. strawberry chic says:

    listen up ya’ll…this site is shit funny and all..but u know i dont like the swearing to each other part cuz u know itz quite rude…not quite actually very …but yeah it WAS wrong that u know the discourse or whoever was saying all that mean crap and all….but yeah discourse u probably shouldnt say al that..i mean havent u been a teen?being a teenager is hell loads of fun..and i love it..well discourse u cant judge ALL teens like useless or whatever..who knows u mightve been like us..and later grew into a brain box?well..no offence…but please stop this shit aiite?thnx…luv ya all..mwa

  62. the man says:

    u all suck ass

  63. Anonymous says:

    fuck u all

  64. TheDiscourse says:

    Haven’t you been reading this stuff? YOU! It’s You!!! I’m talking about YOU and I’m entirely Right!!! You monstrous teen! You embarrassingly awful facsimile of a real person! Your prospects in life are mediocre at the very very best! Collegiate sports and binge-drinking are your only chances to shine so get off the fucking internet and practice! Scrape the ceiling of mediocrity and appease your mother’s least worst fears while you still can!!!
    Better yet, practice calling me “sir” like you mean it.

  65. Anonymous says:

    sup big pimpin

  66. jamie says:

    this is the dumbist site ive ever gone to
    its dumb cuz yall are wasting yalls time auguing to eachother and yall dont even know eachother!!!!!!!!

  67. jamie says:

    this is the dumbist site ive ever gone to
    its dumb cuz yall are wasting yalls time auguing to eachother and yall dont even know eachother!!!!!!!!

  68. jamie says:

    this is the dumbist site ive ever gone to
    its dumb cuz yall are wasting yalls time auguing to eachother and yall dont even know eachother!!!!!!!!

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