happy bank holiday!
I’m trying to figure out how to celebrate this particular holiday. Should I take out my bank card and kiss it? Burn all my bank statements? Go to the ATM and withdraw, deposit, withdraw, deposit? Surely there was something worthy of celebration that didn’t yet have its own day. I’m thinking Michael Moriarty Day, Clean Genitals Day, hell, This Shit is Heavy Day. Or, National Day of Hot Pantsing.