happy bank holiday!
I’m trying to figure out how to celebrate this particular holiday. Should I take out my bank card and kiss it? Burn all my bank statements? Go to the ATM and withdraw, deposit, withdraw, deposit? Surely there was something worthy of celebration that didn’t yet have its own day. I’m thinking Michael Moriarty Day, Clean Genitals Day, hell, This Shit is Heavy Day. Or, National Day of Hot Pantsing.
Oh, that holiday did have a name after all: Lord Simcoe day???!
I’ll be celebrating by taking other people’s bank cards, withdrawing and spending. Happy Lord Simcoe day everybody!
Wouldn’t it be nice if the banks waived service charges on Bank Holidays?
Fucking greedy banks.