Angry Robot

films that should be made

Thanks For All the Vomit
To Con a Vampire
Pants of a Pirate: the Cap’n McMessy Story
Rear Window 2: Extreme Peeping
Shakeup on Bile Street: The Human Digestive System

And why not even more colons:
The Lion King: The Musical: The Movie
The Lion King: The Musical: The Movie: the Board Game: The Zombie Musical

22 comments on "films that should be made"

  1. Sassy says:

    I like Thanks for All The Vomit: If you are ever looking to cast I could throw a couple of people your way.

  2. D says:

    Yeah, that’s what made me think of it, actually.

  3. Sassy says:

    Glad I could supply you with some classy material, I could probably find you a lead roll for Pants of a Pirate: the Cap’n McMessy Story as well, on second thought I think I might keep that vile story to myself.

  4. D says:

    Oh, I think you should share.

    More films!
    Nipples of Tragedy
    The Bells of St. Headache

  5. king says:

    The Bells of St. Headache already came out last year, and guess what, it sucked.

    I know it’s not a funny title but I’m obsessed with the idea of a Mr. Destiny 2.

    Maybe the Russians will finance it.

  6. D says:

    The Day the Munchkins Took Over
    Beneath the Valley of the Planet of the Chartered Accountants
    Professor McFarmer’s Hot Steamy All-Naked Animal Sex House

  7. mageebags says:

    Mo’ sequels, mo’ problems…

    Van Wilder 2: Van Wilder
    The Second-to-Last Temptation of Christ
    The Exorcist 5: Man, That Linda Blair Chick Sure Got Chunky
    Dude, Where’s My Ski-Doo?
    Dude, Where’s My Hovercraft?
    Dude, Where’s My Paycheque?
    Tango and Cash 2: X-Ray and Bravo

  8. D says:

    Oh good lord. Someday I hope to personally finance “Tango and Cash 2.” Stallone and Russell will be quite old, but hopefully still willing to do a shower scene.

  9. mageebags says:

    Does This Look Infected To You?: The William Zabka Story
    Love Story 2: All Women Are Dirty Little Fuckhole Sluts
    Adam Sandler Falls Down and Then Punches Someone
    Ham!: The Musical
    The Time Travellingest Monkey in the West

  10. D says:

    The Little Megaconglomerate That Could
    David Crosby vs. Mechagodzilla
    Sleep!: The Movie

  11. D says:

    Hot Lunch for Sankey
    (this is my upcoming 9-act stageplay; I for one think it would make an excellent film.)

  12. Sassy says:

    Hot Lunch huh?! I used to work at Planet Hollywood as a server and we used to yell “hot lunch coming through” as we carried the trays with plates on them through the restaurant, we assumed that the customers didn’t know what a “hot lunch” was but I got busted once by this old man, it was total jokes, after that incident we weren’t allowed to yell “hot lunch”anymore, instead it became “dirty sanchez” – that didn’t go over well with the customer either.

  13. D says:

    Whoa, I actually forgot about that meaning. Maybe I’ll change my play’s name – “Hot Treats for Sankey”. Or, maybe stick with the smutty title.

    But I’m seriously considering renaming my upcoming novel, “Camel Toes and the Neverending Blumpie.”

  14. Sassy says:

    Camel toe is sooo ’99, its all about the denim taco now.

  15. mageebags says:

    Why Not a Spider Monkey Jesus?
    Man Outruns Fireball
    The Exceptionally-Long-But-Not-Quite-Neverending Story
    Vaseline Smudges

  16. D says:

    Filth on the Lens
    Hot Pants for Buddha
    A 90-Minute-Long Ad for Pepsi, and Other Products
    Jimmmy Fucks Up and Dies Miserably

  17. D says:

    Three ‘M’s in Jimmmy

  18. mageebags says:

    Spring Break Lawyer (oh wait, that’s already been made)

  19. D says:

    From an old comment on MeFi that captured my heart:
    “Searching For Shitbag”
    “Shitbag In Seattle”
    “Deperately Seeking Shitbag”
    “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Shitbag”

  20. D says:

    On reflection, I’m thinking “Van Wilder 2: Van Wilder” is hands-down the best movie title suggested here.

    B-rock told me his scheme to re-release Wildcats, but do some special FX at the end so that nuclear armaggeddon breaks out and the team (and everyone else in the world) is vaporized before they acheive the climactic victory. A grim, challenging “retelling.” Also it is promoted as if it’s a new movie, no mention that it had already been released in 1986.

    Sept. 11: The Musical*
    Skanks for the Memories
    The Matrix 3: The Matrix 6 (confusing)
    Alexander the Great Sandwich
    My Poutine Kung Fu
    The Flaying of Cap’n Rashy
    Craptastic: Mimes vs. “Cats”

    *sounds like it’s the 11th film in a franchise and you might not understand it unless you’ve seen sept. 1 through 10.

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  22. D says:

    Damn, that straight to video page is where it’s at.

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