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Rock band name needed. Apply within. Don’t be shy. Prizes awarded!
Tentative: Taffy. Merb. The Stiffy Problem. Sankey and the Idiots.
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Rock band name needed. Apply within. Don’t be shy. Prizes awarded!
Tentative: Taffy. Merb. The Stiffy Problem. Sankey and the Idiots.
Comments are closed.
…and I’m not updating this bastard until I see some good Band Names, so submit! Band Names!
Regular readers, now’s your chance to give something back. I don’t want your money, I want your band names. Band Names!
You could use my old band name: Joey Five-Cents and Rigor Mortis.
Other suggestions:
Heat Rash
Stinky Cheese
Trousers
The Jenkins Report
Yes, Strawberries Please
Candy Machine
Sweet Success
Yarmouth
Penis Fever
Diet Rock
Rockbots
The Impregnating of Junior Wells
Bingo’s Girdle
Bang Party
Alcoholic Co-Worker
Goiter
That’s Not Your Deli Meat
The Ford Motor Company Presents: Cum-Gargling Biker Apes
The Bunnies
>(got to love bunnies!)
Gay Mom
Blisskrieg
The Pants Project
Pedafile
Gas Lover
1/2 In Love With Stalin
Rhinocercock
Pesticide
Thanks everyone. That shit is dyno-mite. Keep at it. Band names!
Business
Global Concern
Adequatastic (I stole this one)
Band Name
The North American Night Scavengers
The Urban Sea Birds
Roxacet
Import/Export
The camel toes
Dirty Sanchez
Shit Show
Prize details: if the nameless rock band in question uses any band name suggested herein, the suggestor will receive a copy of Gene Simmons’ Kiss and Make Up”, courtesy d/blog.
So keep it up, yo. Band names!
The Skankeys
Fat Chicks on Diets
Asless Chaps
1. Hector
2. Rumblepants
3. Clung
4. Power Ballad
5. Scrape-off
6. Up Chuck & Di
7. Just Dusting
8. Whodamanyoudaman
9. Shut
10. Nutcrunch
variations:
You the man now, dog
Rock Opera
1. Sanks For Nothing, You Bastards!
2. On Daragh (sexist, sorry, and guessing at pronunciation.)
3. Scraping Sankey Off The Wheel
4. deeb log
11. CheeseFinger
72a. The Who
Stav!
Oddly enough, Daragh rhymes with Sarah. Except when it rolls from the tongue of an Irishman. And sadly, Jay Sankey has already taken most of the good Sankey-related names (sankeydelic, sankey very much, sankeytized, etc.)
And now, back to the Band Names!
The Who 2: The Other Band Named ‘Who’
The Who 2: Please Don’t Sue
The Rolling Stones 2: These Aren’t the Stones You’re Looking For
Smurficide
404
The Who 3: The Quickening
Highlander 4: the Band
Highlander 4: The Bandening
Snake and balls
Close your ears
nails on chalk board
painful noise
Highlander 5: Still High
Highlander 6: You The Immortal Now, Dog!
Highlander 7: Going Through the Motions
Highlander 8: The Wackiest Wagon Train in the West
Tank.
Highlander 9: The Immortal Takes Manhatten
Highlander X: Now With 50% Less Sodium
Highlander XI: Last Immortal To Leave, Turn Out the Lights
september 11, REMEMBERANCE
All serious all of a sudden! Not to make light, but that might not be the best band name, maybe? Would limit the repetoire a little?
October 27, MY BIRTHDAY
December 25, CHRISTMAS
Now there’s some reeeal band names.
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Respectfully yours
B. J. Stephens, LL.B.
See here.
Once you figure out a name, you can test it out here.