Angry Robot

wimpy burger

My friend Brooks proposes legislation: burgers weighing less than 4 ounces should not be called “burgers” at all. They should be referred to as “meat cookies” instead.

6 comments on "wimpy burger"

  1. mageebags says:

    So what should we call burgers that weigh over 10 ounces? Meat Platters? Carni-burgs? Cows? Thoughts, please….

  2. D says:

    Omegaburgers? Meat Bombs? The Gutbuster?

    Also, what is the correct nomenclature for a sub-4 oz cheeseburger? Meat cookie with cheese? Meat n’ cheese cookie? This bill needs careful and responsible deliberation before it becomes law.

  3. konr/.d says:

    cant imagine this happenin’, sounds too un-tasty (bleh)

  4. D says:

    konr/.d: that’s the idea. McDonald’s would have to increase throttle on the so-called “Hamburgers” to something above 4 oz, or be forced to call them Meat Cookies, which no one wants.

  5. A. says:

    omegaburgers has the BEST burgers in town, and they are located at 15310 Bellflower Blvd, in Bellflower Ca, They have the best hamburger we have ever ate……. try it….. they are the true Omega Burgers!!!!!!!!!

  6. A. says:

    the address is 16310 Bellflower Blvd, thank you

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